Not really. Sorry. That was mean, wasn't it? But you could win a week's stay for you and up to 8 guests by entering our competition below.
Lyons Holiday Parks is giving away a holiday for you and your family in conjunction with Global Radio - how good is that?!
And trust us, you deserve a good break.
There's swimming pools, arcades, and soft play for the kids, and entertainment, sports, and show bars for the grown-ups. Plus all the adventure of beautiful North Wales to make the most of from the comfort of your very own holiday home for the week.
All you have to do is enter your email address above, and we'll announce the lucky winner when the competition ends.
Go on, try your luck - there's nothing to lose!
To win a holiday with bar vouchers and entertainment included!
Please carefully read the terms and conditions for this competition which can be found at the bottom of this page.
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Terms & Conditions
The closing date for entries is August 31st. The winner will be announced on September 5th and will be contacted via email. Promotion publicity, including social media promotion, will apply. Holiday dates will be subject to availability in terms of the desired park location, size of party, and any other requirements. Dates and availability will be discussed with the winner upon selection. Facilities and season lengths vary by park. No purchase necessary. Cash alternatives cannot be offered for any reason, including if the winner is a holiday homeowner with Lyons Holiday Parks. Only one entry per person. This competition is being run in conjunction with Global Radio and the prize is being offered solely by Lyons Holiday Parks.